storeofvalue.eu

@storeofvalue_eu

Store of Value 🧡⚡️ Bitcoin and NOSTR Apparel and Merchandise Store Official fulfillment partner @BitPopArt and @blockhunters At Store of Value, we offer playful Bitcoin and NOSTR-themed apparel and merchandise. Bitcoin and NOSTR are powerful freedom tools and we’re passionate about supporting both. Through our webshop, we strive to contribute by providing a platform for artists and others within our community to showcase and sell their creations. In addition we offer warehousing and supply chain solutions. We have storage capacity available in the Netherlands and we ship world-wide. Contact: [email protected]

AlterDegu

@AlterDegu

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Fort Nakamoto

@FortNakamoto

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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-coiner reserves. ✅ Treasury bonds replaced with “Proof-of-Work Obligations” (POWOs). 🚀 Join us as we meme the fiat system into irrelevance. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #OrangePilled #BTCReserve #MemesOverFiat