jordan

₿itcoin Makueni 🇰🇪

@bitcoinmakueni

[email protected]

We commit to training and onboarding a minimum of 50 local merchants to confidently accept, hold, and transact in Bitcoin via the efficient Lightning Network. 📌 Building a grassroot Bitcoin Circular Economy since Oct 31, 2025. No official sponsor, just pure pleb power. Powered by the legendary Nostr 💜 & Geyser communities. 📌 1.1M+ sats raised, 5 active✅ merchants onboarded, and Makueni is rapidly turning orange. 🧡 https://geyser.fund/project/bitcoinmakueni 📌 How it started vs. How it’s going. On October 31st, 2025, we launched Bitcoin Makueni 🇰🇪 with a wild dream: turning our local economy orange.🍊🧡 Fast forward to today, and despite having zero corporate sponsors, we are actively doing the damn thing. How? Because pleb power hits different. 📌 Enter the Nostr & Geyser Legends. Through nothing but pure generosity from the Nostr community and our Geyser Fund campaign, you guys have stacked over 1.1 Million sats for Makueni.🇰🇪 Seriously, our notifications look like a purple lightning storm, and we love 💜 you for it. 📌 Where did the sats go? We didn't just sit on them. We turned those sats into real-world tools. We’ve printed custom "Bitcoin Accepted Here" posters featuring personalized Lightning Address QR codes, created beautiful merch, and distributed them to keep our merchants looking sharp. Makueni is officially turning orange. 🧡🍊 📌 Shoutout to the Makueni Circular Economy Pioneers. Say hello to the 5 local legends officially accepting Bitcoin right now: 1. Mama Mwende Grocery Store 2. John Charles Kiosk 3. Mercy Printers Cyber 4. Down Town Cyber 5. Frasah Hotel Your morning stew, daily internet browse, and grocery run can all be settled instantly on the Lightning Network.⚡ 📆 SAVE THE DATE: August 17th & 18th, 2026 🔥🚀 We are hosting a massive local event to support these merchants and absolutely pump some serious sats directly into the Makueni circular economy. No boring lectures, just real community commerce, orange-pilling, and economic freedom in action. ⚡The Next Milestone: 1.5 Million Sats.⚡ To make this event absolutely one-of-a-kind and give our onboarded merchants the ultimate boost, we have a target to raise an additional 1.5 Million sats. This will help us scale up, print more resources, and bring even more local shops into the ecosystem. 📌 Support the Circular Economy Movement. Want to help us crush our goal and keep the momentum alive? Drop us some love or zap us directly.🫡 ⚡Lightning Address: [email protected] On-Chain Address: bc1q3qyjcypjx25jtc3kph07zqawmn9dzrj08e6ehl Let’s keep building. Makueni to the world.🇰🇪🍊💜 #Bitcoin #Nostr #CircularEconomy #Kenya

Humble Bitcoiner

@humblebitcoiner

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Low IQ Stacking sats Staying humble

oliöl

@Olivenyöl

Wake up, Satoshi…🔲